scottsigler

How dare you look at my profile! I will poke out your eyes with a red-hot branding iron and fill the crispy craters with sawdust!

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So we talking like super red-hot branding iron and what kind of wood would you use for sawdust.  Anyways keep writing love your work.
Don't hate someone because they are different, just be glad that you have meet them.
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my mind is filled with the image of fail where you have one of those big round branding irons and cant quite poke it into the eye but leave an awesome scar.
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Why won't my comment post?
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Why won't my comment post?
It did post. Just open your eyes. :-)

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Hi FDO! :)

CBBC Head Biker Babe aka Boob Master Flasher, Proud Member of GirlCo, Co-Founder of the Gutter Sistren AND... I'm [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]!!!

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HAY SCOTT! What are you doing right now?
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Oh great! 

I FINALLY get something to post, and now the FDO is going to poke out my eyes!!  I guess it could be worse, I could have those damn blue triangles back in my crotch again--do you have ANY idea how bad it hurts to cut them out???!!

Sigler's #1 fan in Big Sky Country!

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noooooooooo dont poke my eyes out, i need them to look at awsome explosions, why must you be so cruel, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???!!!
Boom Headshot!!! Suck It!!!
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How can I read the new book with no eyes???????  Audio, right?

Ordered 5 wonderful t-shirts for a friend & me.  We love ya man!

Ready for Saturday.

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Oh hello! I see, for now, what you did!
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Come on FDO, tell us how the sales are going. Are you rolling on the bed in your studded codpiece and Krakens helmet throwing $100 bills in the air?

Been to bed, tidied the garden and currently baking a yummy chocolate butter cake since I ordered my MVP.

How do I get a signed Nocturnal in Australia?

Matt B
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Arrrgggghh my eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

MadDog From Down Under - I ain't scared of no chicken scissors... much.

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well scott im with you...until the supoerbowl has kansas city vs detroit they will all suck!!!!!and if your going to try not to score a td..falling backwards instead of forwards is always best dont you think!!!
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All I want for my birthday is a Krakens Jersey! (XL)

Are they available??

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are there mature audience audiobook version of the starter and the all-pro 
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Hi FDO! :)
Hi Bells!
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All I want for my birthday is a Krakens Jersey! (XL)

Are they available??

Yep, Krakens' gear is available by clicking here.
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are there mature audience audiobook version of the starter and the all-pro 
Nope.  The Galactic Football League series is YA.  There will always only be one version of each title, available in various formats. 

In fact, someday, the mature version of THE ROOKIE audiobook will go away and be replaced by a new recording that matches the book.
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I might of found a pdf of the original Ancestor book but I'm not sure who to tell, you or "A".

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I might of found a pdf of the original Ancestor book but I'm not sure who to tell, you or "A".

Metz!  Those are everywhere, not to worry.  They were all over the web back in 2007 as part of the marketing efforts.  No use trying to pull them down as they're everywhere and hard to use on an ereader.

Thanks for the head's up though!
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I think you need to find it in your heart to send me a copy of The Rookie since I didn't find out about these books until a couple months ago and now I can't buy one :(.  Will trade for a 40 oz. of Miller High Life and some nudy self-portraits...?
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Duck

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Hey. I was just wondering if you were going to release an audio format of Nocturnal on April 3rd? If not when?
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Loved your interview on Skeptics' Guide to the Universe!  You rock!
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Also, got my Orbitting Death T-shirt and Dig the Sig!  Love them!  Have also converted a couple of other fellow workers to the DOM!!!!  One gal flipped out over "Infected", we said wait till you get to "Ancestor" (my fave).